PoliticalSurveyResults
Putting the Party back into Politics

If you haven't heard, this is the year that pollsters will question lots of people. Well, the Party Girl will not be left out!!

Here, then, is the First Annual Party411.com Presidential Preference Poll (FAPPPP) Results, brought by the people who believe that the biggest problem with the American political party system is that it has too much politics and not enough party!

1. How important do you think it is for America's next president to be a party animal?

8% - The most important
32% - Somewhat important
20% - Neither important or unimportant
0% - Somewhat unimportant
20% - Not important at all
0% - No opinion
16% - Get a life

2. Which skill do you think is the most important in our next president (choose one)?

27% - Ability to think like Albert Einstein
14% - Ability to write like Thomas Jefferson
6% - Ability to dance like Ricky Martin
46% - Ability to negotiate like Henry Kissinger
6% - Ability to swear like Tony Soprano
1% - Ability to date like Rob Lowe

3. Which of the following presidential candidates knows the best drinking games?

21% - Al Gore
50% - George W. Bush
9% - Ralph Nader
10% - Pat Buchanan

4. With which of the following presidential candidates would you be most interested in swapping spit?

35% - Al Gore
34% - George W. Bush
9% - Ralph Nader
3% - Pat Buchanan

5. What should Bill Clinton's Presidential Library be constructed of?

13% - Rhinestone
20% - Limestone
19% - Sharon Stone
3% - Oliver Stone
39% - I swear I didn't inhale

6. Of the following, which has the single greatest positive effect on your choice for President?

34% - Al Gore kissing Tipper on TV
28% - George W. Bush making it safe for people to take concealed weapons into Texas churches and schools
18% - Pat Buchanan arm-wrestling Jesse Ventura for control of the Reform Party
12% - Ralph Nader refusing to trade in his Firestone® tires from his Corvair

7. Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Felta Thigh?

34% - Al Gore
35% - George W. Bush
9% - Ralph Nader
13% - Pat Buchanan

8. Which of the following presidential candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Tappa Keg?

17% - Al Gore
53% - George W. Bush
12% - Ralph Nader
9% - Pat Buchanan

9. Which of the following candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I Hugga Tree?

41% - Al Gore
9% - George W. Bush
33% - Ralph Nader
9% - Pat Buchanan

10. Which of the following candidates is most qualified to pledge the fraternity I TalkTa God?

20% - Al Gore
21% - George W. Bush
8% - Ralph Nader
42% - Pat Buchanan

11. Which of the following candidates is most likely to throw the best White House parties?

41% - Al Gore
42% - George W. Bush
6% - Ralph Nader
3% - Pat Buchanan

12. Which of the following candidates is the best dancer?

40% - Al Gore
32% - George W. Bush
13% - Ralph Nader
9% - Pat Buchanan

13. With which of the following presidential candidates would you prefer to be stranded on an island?

34% - Al Gore
37% - George W. Bush
10% - Ralph Nader
5% - Pat Buchanan

14. Which of the following presidential candidates would you most like to vote off of the island?

32% - Al Gore
22% - George W. Bush
7% - Ralph Nader
33% - Pat Buchanan

15. Which of the following presidential candidates would be best at Karaoke?

34% - Al Gore
30% - George W. Bush
16% - Ralph Nader
9% - Pat Buchanan

16. Which of the following presidential candidates is most likely to have a secret life involving a leather bra, a bottle of Absolut®, and a small animal named Skipper?

29% - Al Gore
18% - George W. Bush
15% - Ralph Nader
26% - Pat Buchanan

17. Which would be the most appropriate forum for the first Presidential debate?

20% The University of Massachusetts
11% The Cotton Bowl
40% The Jerry Springer Show
5% The Jerry Lewis Telethon
14% The primate exhibit at the San Diego Zoo

18. Which of the following Presidential candidates is your choice for Kathy Lee Gifford's replacement on "Live With Regis"?

22% Al Gore
26% George W. Bush
22% Ralph Nader
16% Pat Buchanan

19. How often should drinks be served in the White House?

30% - At state functions only
22% - Frequently
10% - Daily
9% - Hourly
20% - They should all wear intravenous tubes

20. With whom would you most prefer to watch the election returns?

14% - A Republican Party member
9% - A Democratic Party member
0% - A Reform Party member
5% - A Green Party member
0% - A Communist Party member
2% - A Fraternity Party member
3% - A Tupperware® Party member
63% - Anyone from Party411

To those who participated, thanks for helping us put the Party Back Into Politics!!

Check out the Party Girl's analysis.

See our 2000 Election Party.